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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Sometimes you don’t know what you need until you find it.

    That’s all the deepness I have for today.

    That’s what she said.

    ok I’ll stop now
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Life's mysteries are always a thought provoking read
       
      dirtyjedi, Mar 18, 2021
  2. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Good Stuff y'all. Keep it Moist and Hard.
    Thanx
     
  3. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Try try again
     
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  4. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Fuck you, calories!
     
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    1. tenguy
      Calories are like firearms, they’re good unless you misuse them.
       
      tenguy, Mar 19, 2021
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    2. bigbird
      I am so glad I changed my name to Calories now - ready when you are !
       
      bigbird, Mar 19, 2021
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    3. aesopstails
      Sorry, @tenguy, but I can only give you partial credit for that analogy. You see, there could be a dozen firearms on my kitchen counter and I could walk past them a hundred times without feeling any urge to pick one up & use it for it’s intended purpose. But if there are a dozen PASTRIES on the kitchen counter...
       
      aesopstails, Mar 19, 2021
  5. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Stress levels increasing as I wait for a phone call... Pah!
    I detest Dr's
     
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  6. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Why is it I struggle waking up during the week, then on the weekends I can’t sleep past 530am. ?
     
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  7. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Sigh. So annoying when people can’t keep with the theme of a specific picture thread.
     
  8. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I'm not the smartest crayon in the tool shed but apples and oranges snakes don't have armpits
     
  9. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Superman can go back in time and save Lois lane but he won't unmake the green lantern movie
     
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  10. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Ooooh I have a new troll
     
  11. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Unworthy ^
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Oh sheesh
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 21, 2021
    2. bigbird
      Generally or of not having a troll - do make yourself clearer old boy
       
      bigbird, Mar 21, 2021
  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My sister makes me anxious. I actually have her texts on silent so I don’t get notified she’s sending them. But when she drops by unexpectedly my anxiety reaches Defcon 1. Or is it 5? The really really bad one lol
     
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    1. hornybigguy68
      Defcon 1
       
      hornybigguy68, Mar 21, 2021
    2. Cherrypop
      Yea that one! :cautious:
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 21, 2021
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    3. vincenzz
      I feel the same exact way about one of my sisters. And she’s the only sibling I don’t have on my phone favorite list.
       
      vincenzz, Mar 24, 2021
  13. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I just fell down the stairs. My dog tripped me going to the basement.

    Anyone want a dog?
     
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    2. hornybigguy68
      just saw your response just now. sorry to hear what happened and hope you get better.
       
      hornybigguy68, Mar 21, 2021
    3. bigbird
      Hope it’s not too bad
       
      bigbird, Mar 21, 2021
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    4. Cherrypop
      @Littlestiffpoint yes she’s completely ok and ran off after she sent me flying lol

      Thanks everyone ♥️ I’m not as bouncy as I used to be I guess
       
      Cherrypop, Mar 21, 2021
    5. conroe4
      When we were kids <three boys> we'd fling ourselves down the stairs on purpose. We found that if you relaxed as you fell, ya didn't get hurt.
      Now they were padded carpeted stairs, but still there were 16 or so to tumble down, and once you started, there was no stopping until you hit
      the wall at the bottom. Them damn boys...
       
      conroe4, Mar 22, 2021
    6. Ed Itor
      My dog continually tries to get behind me this tripping me, I've told her that I don't have life insurance. Dumb Bassett Hound.
       
      Ed Itor, Mar 25, 2021
  14. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I have an old one.


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    1. Lioness
      I used to have a couple of troll dolls!
      [​IMG]
       
      Lioness, Mar 21, 2021
  15. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Cherry P
    Please be careful, I feel your pain
     
  16. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I’m gonna need a bigger bag.

    Bag. Bags. Garden waste bags. Yikes.
     
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    1. Dearelliot
      our problem is the cut off long ornamental grasses. Most vegatation we can cut up- with the lawn mower
       
      Dearelliot, Mar 21, 2021
    2. deegenerate
      Spring is here! Bring on the sprucing up of the garden! :)
       
      deegenerate, Mar 21, 2021
  17. gammaXray

    gammaXray Porn Star

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    tumblr_m9kp6wn7pN1rq5h24o1_500.gif
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Oh thats weird lol lol lol wow
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 22, 2021
    2. Lioness
      WOW!!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 22, 2021
  18. jelly4wire

    jelly4wire Porn Star

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    I wonder how things would work out if this woman was my girlfriend ??
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    2. slutwolf
      Not well I suspect

      :)
       
      slutwolf, Mar 22, 2021
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    3. Lioness
      Just be glad that your ass isn't up that high!!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 22, 2021
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    4. Lioness
      And since she's so flexible, she can probably get into all kinds of interesting positions...think Kama Sutra!
       
      Lioness, Mar 23, 2021
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    5. jelly4wire
      I did think that a few times, (selfishly wondering how she might pleasure me with her advanced physique and flexibility), but seriously, what would she expect in return ?? A novel question; leaves me mostly wondering if I'd be up to the task.
       
      jelly4wire, Mar 23, 2021
    6. Lioness
      A good cuntlapping is always appreciated!!
       
      Lioness, Mar 25, 2021
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  19. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    You don't want to start an argument with her, she'll kick your Ass
     
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      That's somewhat where my original thought came from:
      I wondered what it would be like to be with a woman who could physically overpower me.
      Just a random thought.
       
      jelly4wire, Mar 22, 2021
    2. Truthful 1
      They’ve been over powering me since I can remember . Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol and still are lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Mar 22, 2021
  20. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    I enjoy this time of day: 5pm-ish - I start my cocktail hour, and typically turn on news commentary and post here. It's always a nice diversion for an hour or two.
     
    1. Lioness
      Cocktail hour...now that's not a tradition I practice.
       
      Lioness, Mar 22, 2021